The Oisvorfer Ruv – Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv

The Oisvorfer Ruv

Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv

Noiach 2026: Looking for Noiach’s Teyvo & Searching for Chein

October 15, 2026

Bereishis 2026: Nothing Went According to Plan

October 8, 2026

Succois 2026: Give Me Four and Shoin

September 24, 2026

SHABBIS SHUVA 2026: RETURN, REPENT & FILL OUT THE FORM

September 17, 2026

Rosh Hashono 2026: JUST IN CASE, PASS THE POMEGRANATE!

September 10, 2026

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Pesach 2019: Gibrokts, The Fifth Question

Gavin, Robert, 1827-1883; Rebekah at the Well

Chaya Soro 2019: Hymens, Intact and Broken

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Tetzaveh 2018: The 7th Day of Adar (Today)

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Vayikra 2012 – Korbonois

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Voeschanan 2017 - Did Moishe Ever Step Foot Into the Promised Land?

2012

Tzav 2012 – Thanksgiving in March

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Shelach 2020: Does Forgiveness Come With, or Without Punishment?

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Shoiftim 2016 - War Games

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Emor 2016

Designer Bags On Sale - Authentic Designer Shopping

Stretch To Heal

Designer Shoes On Sale - Shop Designer Shoes

Jewelry On Sale - Shop Jewelry & Diamonds

Yitz Grossman Torah

Noiach 2026: Looking for Noiach’s Teyvo & Searching for Chein

October 15, 2026 0 Comments

Print this PostRaboyseyee and Ladies, Looking for Noiach’s Teyvo — and Searching for Chein Welcome to Parshas Noiach, which, as everybody knows, features the story of the Teyvo (Ark) that

Bereishis 2026: Nothing Went According to Plan

October 8, 2026 0 Comments

Print this PostRaboyseyee and Ladies, Nothing Went According to Plan One Rule, One Murder, Two Wives and a Whole Lot of Excuses For seventeen years the Heylige Ois has been

Succois 2026: Give Me Four and Shoin

September 24, 2026 0 Comments

SHABBIS SHUVA 2026: RETURN, REPENT & FILL OUT THE FORM

September 17, 2026 0 Comments

Rosh Hashono 2026: JUST IN CASE, PASS THE POMEGRANATE!

September 10, 2026 0 Comments

Netzovim – Vayeilech 2026: What If Failure Was the Plan & The Original Prediction Market

September 3, 2026 0 Comments

Ki Sovoy 2026: Can You Be Punished for Not Being Happy?

August 27, 2026 0 Comments

Ki Saytzei 2026 – Long Life: Guaranteed by The RBSO

August 20, 2026 0 Comments

Shoiftim 2026: The Four Mysterious Words Nobody Ever Explained

August 13, 2026 0 Comments

Re’ay 2026: The Original Influencer

August 6, 2026 0 Comments

Eikev 2026: The Illness That Came Back

July 30, 2026 0 Comments

Vo’eschanan 2026: Who Said That & When?

July 23, 2026 0 Comments

Devorim 2026: Would Today’s Fact-Checkers Give Moishe Four Pinocchios?

July 16, 2026 0 Comments

Mattos – Massei 2026: The First Shiksa in the House?

July 9, 2026 0 Comments

Pinchas 2026: When Not to Hold a Press Conference

July 2, 2026 0 Comments

Chukas 2026: Four Kings, Four Different Endings

June 25, 2026 0 Comments

Koirach 2026: When the Dream Died

June 18, 2026 0 Comments

Shelach 2026: Wemby, Oig, OG, and the Miraglim

June 11, 2026 0 Comments

Bihaloischo 2026: The Original Cloud Network

June 4, 2026 0 Comments

Nosi 2026: Breasts, Billionaires and Bitter Waters

May 28, 2026 0 Comments

Shovuis 2026: The Yom Tov of Machloikes (Disagreements)

May 21, 2026 0 Comments

Bamidbar 2026: The Midbar’s Branding Department

May 14, 2026 0 Comments