The Oisvorfer Ruv – Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv

The Oisvorfer Ruv

Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv

Lech Lecha 2026: Who Converted the First Convert?

October 22, 2026

Noiach 2026: Looking for Noiach’s Teyvo & Searching for Chein

October 15, 2026

Bereishis 2026: Nothing Went According to Plan

October 8, 2026

Succois 2026: Give Me Four and Shoin

September 24, 2026

SHABBIS SHUVA 2026: RETURN, REPENT & FILL OUT THE FORM

September 17, 2026

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Vayikra 2012 – Korbonois

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Emor 2016

Gavin, Robert, 1827-1883; Rebekah at the Well

Chaya Soro 2019: Hymens, Intact and Broken

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Teruma 2011: Got Wood?

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Tetzaveh 2018: The 7th Day of Adar (Today)

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Yom Kippur 2018

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Voeschanan 2017 - Did Moishe Ever Step Foot Into the Promised Land?

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Lech Lecha 2011

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Shelach 2020: Does Forgiveness Come With, or Without Punishment?

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Tzav 2012 – Thanksgiving in March

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Lech Lecha 2026: Who Converted the First Convert?

October 22, 2026 0 Comments

Print this PostRaboyseyee and Ladies, Who Converted the First Convert? This week’s heylige Toirah is being written in flight. Nu, if you spend any time on Instagram, you know that

Noiach 2026: Looking for Noiach’s Teyvo & Searching for Chein

October 15, 2026 0 Comments

Print this PostRaboyseyee and Ladies, Looking for Noiach’s Teyvo — and Searching for Chein Welcome to Parshas Noiach, which, as everybody knows, features the story of the Teyvo (Ark) that

Bereishis 2026: Nothing Went According to Plan

October 8, 2026 0 Comments

Succois 2026: Give Me Four and Shoin

September 24, 2026 0 Comments

SHABBIS SHUVA 2026: RETURN, REPENT & FILL OUT THE FORM

September 17, 2026 0 Comments

Rosh Hashono 2026: JUST IN CASE, PASS THE POMEGRANATE!

September 10, 2026 0 Comments

Netzovim – Vayeilech 2026: What If Failure Was the Plan & The Original Prediction Market

September 3, 2026 0 Comments

Ki Sovoy 2026: Can You Be Punished for Not Being Happy?

August 27, 2026 0 Comments

Ki Saytzei 2026 – Long Life: Guaranteed by The RBSO

August 20, 2026 0 Comments

Shoiftim 2026: The Four Mysterious Words Nobody Ever Explained

August 13, 2026 0 Comments

Re’ay 2026: The Original Influencer

August 6, 2026 0 Comments

Eikev 2026: The Illness That Came Back

July 30, 2026 0 Comments

Vo’eschanan 2026: Who Said That & When?

July 23, 2026 0 Comments

Devorim 2026: Would Today’s Fact-Checkers Give Moishe Four Pinocchios?

July 16, 2026 0 Comments

Mattos – Massei 2026: The First Shiksa in the House?

July 9, 2026 0 Comments

Pinchas 2026: When Not to Hold a Press Conference

July 2, 2026 0 Comments

Chukas 2026: Four Kings, Four Different Endings

June 25, 2026 0 Comments

Koirach 2026: When the Dream Died

June 18, 2026 0 Comments

Shelach 2026: Wemby, Oig, OG, and the Miraglim

June 11, 2026 0 Comments

Bihaloischo 2026: The Original Cloud Network

June 4, 2026 0 Comments

Nosi 2026: Breasts, Billionaires and Bitter Waters

May 28, 2026 0 Comments

Shovuis 2026: The Yom Tov of Machloikes (Disagreements)

May 21, 2026 0 Comments